OAK FURNITURE LAND

I'm also sick of this advert

OAK FURNITURE LAND features regularly on british tv adverts

It has an older man playing the Managerial role in the store and a younger underling (or seed) working hard to impress the (tieless, rotund) Manager.

No Veneer in 'ere  (149 Std English or 77 Pythagoras)

This is the (tieless) apprentice, understudy to the tieless, rotund, balding Manager who he works hard to impress (or is it his SON ?)

The symbology of the Older Man and the Younger Man could be the relationship between SATURN and JUPITER. 

SATURN is the Elder gentleman while JUPITER is the Son.

OAK FURNITURE LAND (190 Std English or 73 Pythagoras)

The logo for the company features 2 Acorns and 1 Acorn leaf (3 parts)

or symbolic of the MALE PHALLUS and 2 TESTICLES.

OAK is 27 Std English, FURNITURELAND is 163 Std English

or 9 Pythagoras and 64 Pythagoras

OAK is 3 letters, FURNITURELAND is 13 letters (3/13)

3/13 is NOVEMBER 9th in the standard Calendar

An OAK LEAF has about 11 bumps on it (plus 2 acorns = 13 parts)

The ACORN is of course the seed that descends from the OAK TREE.

OAK TREE

OAK WOOD has been used to make VIKING longships, also used in the building of SHIPs and used in Housing structures.

It is also used for WINE MAKING where different types of OAK TREES are used where some are charred or burnt to provide a certain flavour that mixes in with the distillation of the wine during aging

OAK is also similar to the word OX to describe a COW or BULL.